On HuffPo: The Knicks Show Pettiness Is Not A Viable Crisis Strategy

In the wake of the Charles Oakley imbroglio (that word always makes me hungry; also “embroiled”) I shared my own HotTake™ about just what asshats the Knicks ended up looking like in the whole situation. The most infuriating thing, of course, is that the primary…

25 ridiculous titles of SXSW events that I’ll probably attend

I’m going to SXSW this year, just in time for everyone to agree (or disagree?) that SXSW is kind of over, but I’m still super excited about it so back off. One of the ways the sprawling film/music/interactive(??) festival helps you plan your week is an online event…

The Cursed Existence of the Corporate Minion

This is a cautionary tale. It’s a story about dealing with a certain kind of people who, while fending off their impotent thrusts at relevance, threaten to infect you with the same petty feelings of inadequacy that govern their existence. Steer clear, when you can,…

How did we get here?

Just for a moment, try to imagine how you would explain this Vine to you from 16 years ago. Some questions you might consider asking: Who is Marco Rubio? Is he our savior, leading us to victory against the machines? Should we send a soldier back in time to…