The Cursed Existence of the Corporate Minion

This is a cautionary tale. It’s a story about dealing with a certain kind of people who, while fending off their impotent thrusts at relevance, threaten to infect you with the same petty feelings of inadequacy that govern their existence. Steer clear, when you can,…

How did we get here?

Just for a moment, try to imagine how you would explain this Vine to you from 16 years ago. Some questions you might consider asking: Who is Marco Rubio? Is he our savior, leading us to victory against the machines? Should we send a soldier back in time to…